RTL’s Lawyer Joke of the Day # 49: “Fore!”
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A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he found another golfer lying on the ground, groaning with pain.
“I’m an attorney,” the injured man said, “and this is going to cost you at least $5000.”
“I’m sorry, I’m really sorry,” the concerned golfer replied. “But I did yell ‘fore’.”
“I’ll take it!” the attorney exclaimed.