RTL’s Lawyer Joke of the Day # 48: The Mouse Divorce
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Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation.
“I’m sorry Mickey, but I can’t legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane…”
Mickey replied, “I didn’t say she was mentally insane, Judge, I said that she’s fucking Goofy!”