RTL’s Lawyer Joke of the Day # 51: Three Wishes
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A paralegal, an associate, and a partner of a prestigious law firm are walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, “I usually only grant three wishes, so I’ll give each of you one.”
“Me first!” says the paralegal. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with Tom Cruise.” Poof! She’s gone.
“Me next!” says the associate. “I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other.” Poof! He’s gone.
“You’re next,” the Genie says to the partner. The partner says: “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”